Would people please stop telling me Santa Claus doesn't exist? I met him when I was a kid, surrounded by teenaged elves n stuff, one of them had a camera, and he was fun and smelt of fags n beer, I remember his big red nose too, even the hairs in his nostrils. You see I met him, sat on his lap chatted and he gave me a toy car, n yeah it was in a market, but I know he was the real Santa........ Steve Merrick
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue). - Jess C. Scott
  2. The brightest light casts the darkest shadow. - Jess C. Scott
  3. Follow your heart, Ithilnin, " Albirich repeated. "Time is precious. Don't waste it living someone else's life. - Jess C. Scott
  4. The want for that kiss had shocked him more than the interruption, and he fell back into the chair, cool and nonchalant as Quen came in with his questions and demands. He wasn't sure if he believed he'd really helped, but one thing was very... - Kim Harrison
  5. Her caramel skin and curly beach sand hair spreads in wavy chops like the choppy storm waves on the ocean. Her fluffy rose colored lips glisten with eyes emerald green and almond shaped set deep into her face and yet when she looks at you... - Ami Blackwelder
More Quotes By Steve Merrick
  1. My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.
  2. BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.
  3. Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.
  4. I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.
  5. I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant.” Kego O'Grady in The Navigator By Steve Merrick
Related Topics